Loughborough Emmanuel Under 15's are pleased to announce the signing of Keiron Baldock who joined for free on a 27 year contract worth around 3p a year. Keiron, a left winger, is delighted to have joined such a talented and slightly mental squad of players saying "I can't believe it, I get to play alongside the great Trebski, Timson, Parton and Al-Zubayel. I didn't realise but Jesus is also a squad member, it's amazing". Keiron also intends to give striker John Parton some competition for most awesome hair with his feathered and conditioned mane being a serious threat to Parton's legendary quiff. Weather permitting Keiron, also known as Keezy, will make his debut against Stretton on the 19th December.
Welcome Keiron!
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Our Ryan Gigs :D
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